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Kumpulan 'Cerita Pendek' Bikin Ngakak pada 8 tahun lalu - byArah Beberapa hari terakhir, beredar kisah guyon dalam bentuk teks pendek yang diberi judul “Cerita Pendek”. Tak jelas darimana awal mula viralnya beragam versi cerita itu, namun setiap hari ada saja guyonan bariu yang bikin pembacanya ngakak.
Beberapa versi, sebenarnya tak lucu-lucu amat. Namun kadang “kegaringan” guyonannya itu justru mengundang senyum. Beberapa di antara versi “Cerita Pendek” seperti di berikut ini:
1. CERITA PENDEK Tukang tahu : Pak.. tahu sumedang pak..
Supir : Tahu.. lurus aja keluar tol belok kanan..
-Tamat-
2. CERITA PENDEK A: Kamu
selingkuh ya?
B: Tahu dari mana?
C: Sumedang
-Tamat-
Baca Juga: Lucu! Ini Alasannya di Kepala Julius Caesar Selalu ada Daun Ingin Buktikan Kaya, Pria ini Beli 15 IPhone untuk Dirusak Foto Lugunya jadi Viral, Bocah ini Raup Puluhan Juta 3. CERITA PENDEK Sepasang suami istri saling curhat menjelang tidur.
Istri: Pah, Mamah mau cerita nih
Suami:
Cerita apa Mah?
Istri: Pendek
-Tamat-
4. CERITA PENDEK Guru: Siapa yang tahu ibu kota Indonesia
Murid: (Serentak) Kami semua tahu
Guru: Bukan tempe?
-Tamat-
Baca Juga: 3 Karakter Orang Dilihat dari Postingan di FB. Kamu Termasuk yang Mana? Stop Kebiasaan Lapisi Dudukan Koset dengan Tisu. Ini Alasannya Menurutmu, Gambar Rumah di Uang ini Nyata Ada atau Fiktif? 5. CERITA PENDEK Guru: Kenapa kamu terlambat ke sekolah?
Murid: Abis ngawinin kambing-kambing saya Bu
Guru: Kan bisa sama Bapakmu
Murid: Ga bisa Bu. Kambing kawinnya harus sama Kambing
-Tamat-